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Welcome! A place for a few smiles in the midst of a tough world!
Welcome To Li'l Ole Me Land!
A place for Merry Hearts!
About Me
Quote:
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
Barbara Boxer, Senator
Interesting Fact of the Day!
Fact: Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate every second.
Fact: An iceberg contains more heat than a lit match.
Silly Law of the Day!
In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands in Kansas!
Joke of the Day!
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?.......because he was chicken!
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